Two former Frank Zappa drummers go at it. The amount of time it must have taken just to assemble these two kits… well, kingdoms have surely risen and fallen in less of an expanse.

My temptation to poke a bit of fun at Terry Bozzio and Chad Wackerman (heroes of my college years, mind you) for this exercise in bombast is mitigated by the fact that I probably could have written a novel or two in the time I expended making connections from one YouTube video to another in order to end up here.