Annina Claire Pellegrinelli-Smith made her world-debut appearance on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, at 7:49pm. Weighing in at 9lb, 2oz, and measuring 22 inches, she immediately displayed an intense curiosity, and a healthy appetite for life and much else. Annina started an unlimited engagement in Jackson Heights on Saturday afternoon, where she's enjoying the support of sleepy producers Mom and Dad, as well as devoted, four-legged costars Bruno and Lola.

And now the whole world knows the lengths to which I'll go in order to justify a sabbatical.