i am simon doodoo. i am michael gallery douglas. i
use cetaphil. i am a wide-angle eCommerce app.

i am an NBC page. i have no chin. i am a real
hausfrau. i have a -stein family name.

i am an iPad sync'd to Sade Baderinwa's WordPress
account. i am the master of our domain.

i am an app for that. i have a listicle. i am
beautiful and i am a chair. i am "draped up."

— Nick Scholl (@trrill), May 21, 2010